I’M NOT ★A★ BLOGGER.

An IMNOT*A*BLOGGER investigation has revealed a connection between discgraced attorney Marc S. Dreier and former NYFG Michael Strahan.

So I’m watching CNN and there’s another story about a rich guy ripping off other rich people, and the rich guy who got busted is in a picture with a big black dude with an even bigger ring, except the big  dude is all blurred out.  I say to myself, “SP, that’s eithe Suge Knight or an athlete wearing some form of championship ring- activate the Google image search!”

So I look up the lawyer’s name on my Sidekick, and guess what I see- the same picture, unblurred (above), with current FOX football analyst Mike Strahan!  And check this out- every picture on the first results page of this lawyer has Strahan standing next to him! Crazy, right?

Is CNN part of a conspiracy to cover up this relationship?  I have no idea!  Did this guy bilk Strahan for millions?  No clue whatsoever! Will Strahan be getting nocked soon?  How the fuck should I know!?! I’m not a blogger!

Goddamnit, Jimmy!

So I’m reading my rss feeds and I see that the perennially awesome Miss Info has a post called “HA!: Jim Jones says “I’m not a Blaw-guh”.  Check out the post for the backstory, but basically, Jimmy’s telling you blog gangsters that he doesn’t fuck with the internet like most of you, that he only blogs if the label makes him, and that he has people who maintain his internet presence.

Now, I DO fuck with the internet. I don’t have people handling my internet biz for me like Jimmy, but I do agree with him on one point.  I’M NOT *A* BLOGGER. “Blogger” sounds like an insult, like I’d have to scrap with you if you called me that on the street. I’m many things, but I’m definitely not a blogger.  Just think of me as a hustler that knows how to blog.  *OKAY! I’M RELOADED!*

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